Call 911!

I decided to devote my space today to those who just don't get it. That would have to include the man that called 911 when he didn't get the service he wanted at Burger King. It also includes anyone who forwards email without removing everyone elses info so you have to scroll down for thousands of names before you can even see what was actually sent! And people like my sister who forward everything as an attachment-I hate that!
But I think my all time favorite one is the ads on the internet. Can you open any broswer and not see the 'ad' that purports the 'number 1 rule; obey' and then tells you how they 'invented' a perfect diet uses two 'samples' they got for free! and their weight loss was incredible! And if they hadn't seen this doctor on two different shows they'd have never discovered this 'secret'? What crap! It's amazing that hundreds of people came up with the exact same idea isn't it? And they just happen to want to share that info? They wouldn't pay for the supplements they want you to try but they'll pay for the ad space? Please. It's no different than before and after weight loss aids that feature the supposedly same person fat and skinny but in the exact same swimming suit. Like ok I'm a size 20 and I can even find a two piece swimming suit in the first place and I will of course buy one in a size 2 as well because I am certain I will need it. Yeah that happens all the time, right? You always buy the same suit in two different sizes don't you?